The Obscurarium

(now in 5 amazing flavors, bursting with freshness)

I am a poet, a lover, a midnight runner, an extreme thrill ride, the wrong side of anywhere, and my own evil twin. I eat rocks for breakfast, and cry myself to sleep each night with a soft woolen binky. I live in a magical stucco castle, surrounded by herds of llama, on the fashionable side of town, one block off Bleeker street, around the corner from Murray's Bakery and Hair Styling Salon... you know the place.

Only 1% of the above is true. Take your guess.

... yes, it's the llamas.

To find out more, just ask. You might even get a straight answer.